I’ve covered a variety of subjects on this blog and shared an opinion or two. Occasionally I’ve entered what could be considered relatively dark territory. Words have been used and pictures have been published that some people find quite hard to stomach. However, rightly or wrongly, this blog does generate considerable traffic. It’s surprising to me as I only advertise it on Facebook and even then I know that the vast majority of my very best and oldest friends make no effort whatsoever to read it.
One of the primary means of people finding this blog is via search engines. Good old Google and Bing and other search engines that apparently exist but no sod uses. One of the best things about WordPress is that they provide you with your site stats. One of the stats included is ‘Search Engine Terms’ which, as you have probably figured out, lists all of the things people have typed into a search engine to then end up on this site. I wish to share these search engine terms with you.
Now before you carry on I should warn you that some of these terms aren’t pretty. There are obviously some mental-in-the-face-fucked-up people who use the internet and some of those people have visited this blog unfortunately. Despite this, there are also some things that people have typed into a search engine that is laugh-out-loud funny. What you’re about to see is entirely unedited and absolutely real. Enjoy!
| SEARCH | VIEWS |
|---|---|
| fat girls | 3,180 |
| fat | 449 |
| really fat people | 368 |
| fat black girls | 251 |
| fat people | 187 |
| fists | 163 |
| fist punch | 156 |
| sex | 122 |
| really fat girls | 110 |
| bananaman | 73 |
| banana man cartoon | 71 |
| reading books | 65 |
| lesbian porn | 64 |
| punch fist | 59 |
| head | 58 |
| really fat girl | 53 |
| big fat girl | 51 |
| fat girl | 50 |
| fat asian girl | 49 |
| nathan barley | 48 |
| man dick | 38 |
| james corden fat | 38 |
| involuntaryeuthanasiadancecal | 38 |
| bananaman cartoon | 36 |
| mandy dingle | 35 |
| fighting fists | 28 |
| banana man | 28 |
| really really fat people | 28 |
| big girls | 28 |
| cartoon heart | 27 |
| fist | 27 |
| big fat girls | 25 |
| 3 fat girls | 21 |
| fat black woman | 21 |
| fat asian girls | 20 |
| head anatomy | 20 |
| fat black girl | 19 |
| pictures of fists | 19 |
| i am fat | 18 |
| fat black ladies | 17 |
| penis cartoon | 17 |
| fatties | 16 |
| fat little girls | 16 |
| sex life | 15 |
| fatty girls | 14 |
| julia davis | 13 |
| funny fat girl | 12 |
| 4 fat girls | 12 |
| extremely fat girls | 12 |
| fat little girl | 12 |
| beautiful fat girls | 11 |
| punching fist | 11 |
| nice romantic pictures | 11 |
| fat food | 11 |
| fat sweaty girls | 11 |
| girls getting fat | 11 |
| really really fat girls | 10 |
| fist punching through | 10 |
| fighting fist | 10 |
| the fist | 10 |
| fight fist | 10 |
| fatties girls | 10 |
| fat is beautiful | 10 |
| big fat black girl | 9 |
| beth ditto thin | 9 |
| fat grils | 9 |
| disgusting fat girl | 9 |
| stewart lee radiohead | 9 |
| girls fat | 9 |
| mean girls fat | 9 |
| fat sweaty girl | 9 |
| fat girl dance | 9 |
| fat girl cake | 9 |
| big fat black girls | 8 |
| three fat girls | 8 |
| beautiful fat women | 8 |
| penis man | 8 |
| involuntary euthanasia | 8 |
| funny fat girls | 8 |
| good books | 8 |
| really fat person | 8 |
| nice face fat | 8 |
| you are fat | 8 |
| pictures of fat girls | 7 |
| black fat girls | 7 |
| fat girls eating chips | 7 |
| fat fat girls | 7 |
| sapphic erotica | 7 |
| fat girl eating | 7 |
| cartoon fist | 7 |
| sweaty fat girl | 7 |
| thick girls | 7 |
| fat chick eating cake | 7 |
| porn lesbian | 6 |
| beautiful fat girl | 6 |
| fat sweaty chicks | 6 |
| lazy fat girl | 6 |
| fat ladies | 6 |
| fat girls fucking | 6 |
| books and reading | 6 |
| fat ladies eating | 6 |
| nice fat girls | 6 |
| pics of fat girls | 6 |
| anatomy head | 6 |
| reading a good book | 6 |
| dance calculator | 6 |
| fat girls on bikes pictures | 6 |
| fatpeople | 6 |
| little fat girls | 5 |
| fat girls dance | 5 |
| fat pictures | 5 |
| strong fist | 5 |
| sexlife | 5 |
| fat person | 5 |
| sleep is out of my grasp | 5 |
| fats girls | 5 |
| matt le tissier | 5 |
| attractive fat people | 5 |
| fat people girls | 5 |
| good book | 5 |
| a good book | 5 |
| hilarious pictures of fat people | 5 |
| tlstota | 5 |
| drunken texts | 5 |
| fat girl eating sweets | 5 |
| reading a book | 5 |
| fat girl chocolate | 5 |
| what do fat people look like | 5 |
| childrens programme bannana man | 4 |
| fries and fat people | 4 |
| euthanasia cartoons | 4 |
| man dressed as a penis | 4 |
| a cartoon heart | 4 |
| fat and attractive | 4 |
| thick asian girl | 4 |
| sweaty fat chick | 4 |
| fat girl eating cake | 4 |
| nice to have kinderen | 4 |
| euthanasia | 4 |
| girl get fat | 4 |
| simon’s involuntary euthanasia | 4 |
| fat black | 4 |
| get fat girl | 4 |
| sweaty fat chicks | 4 |
| man dressed as penis | 4 |
| fat people wordpress | 4 |
| james corden fat wanker | 4 |
| i like fat girls | 4 |
| really really really fat people | 4 |
| people reading | 4 |
| heart cartoon | 4 |
| le tissier | 4 |
| sapphic | 4 |
| fat people pictures | 4 |
| picture of fat girls | 4 |
| sex life calculator | 4 |
| my thick spectacles | 4 |
| fat girls pictures | 4 |
| جنس | 4 |
| big fat fatties | 4 |
| fat girl dancing | 4 |
| fists fighting | 4 |
| pair of fists | 4 |
| julia davis gavin and stacey | 4 |
| fat lazy girl | 4 |
| fat disgusting girls | 4 |
| nice fat people | 4 |
| modern warfare 2 game cover | 4 |
| fat peoples bums | 3 |
| sex pictures | 3 |
| silly text pics | 3 |
| drunken text | 3 |
| i fat | 3 |
| be nice to fat people | 3 |
| extremely fat girl | 3 |
| fat woman | 3 |
| fat girls trying to look attractive | 3 |
| fucking fat girl | 3 |
| homosexual weight gainers/fat fetishism | 3 |
| involuntary euthanasia dance calculator | 3 |
| the words fat girls | 3 |
| where people get fat | 3 |
| fat girls pics | 3 |
| compulsion to stay awake | 3 |
| fat naked girls | 3 |
| really really really really really really really really fat people | 3 |
| saphic erotica | 3 |
| gullible cartoon character | 3 |
| girl fat people | 3 |
| drunk texts | 3 |
| simons involuntary euthanasia dance calculator | 3 |
| fucking fat girls | 3 |
| fist hit | 3 |
| black fat girl | 3 |
| fat human | 3 |
| fat girls calendar | 3 |
| fatties running | 3 |
| funny dick | 3 |
| sweaty girls | 3 |
| fat girl people going out | 3 |
| head profile svg | 3 |
| attractive fat girls | 3 |
| sex alone | 3 |
| picture of fist | 3 |
| fat pics | 3 |
| matthew le tissier | 3 |
| fat people fries | 3 |
| super ted | 3 |
| sex photos | 3 |
| realy fat girls | 3 |
| fat people wanking | 3 |
| fatties eating cake | 3 |
| funniest shows you’ve never seen | 3 |
| modern warfare 2 | 3 |
| chocolate fat girl | 3 |
| funny fat girl pictures | 3 |
| fat girl eating kebab | 3 |
| fat girls getting off | 3 |
| huge fat girl | 3 |
| chest fat girl | 3 |
| extremely fat woman | 3 |
| sweaty fat girls | 3 |
| fatty ladies | 3 |
| pics of fists | 3 |
| life sex | 3 |
| fist punching | 3 |
| love life | 3 |
| sexual relationship | 3 |
| dancing fat girls | 3 |
| fatty girl | 3 |
| big black girls | 3 |
| things youve never seen | 3 |
| text experience | 3 |
| superted | 3 |
| to fat girls | 3 |
| waking up early involuntarily | 2 |
| sex with new person | 2 |
| fat people chest | 2 |
| fat people bum | 2 |
| nice romantic pics | 2 |
| euthanasia for fatties | 2 |
| fat sweaty asian people | 2 |
| fatty girls group | 2 |
| punch fists | 2 |
| speaking head | 2 |
| alcohol dance calculation | 2 |
| nighty night | 2 |
| geek or sex.com | 2 |
| fat people aren’t cool | 2 |
| how not to look fat in swimsuits | 2 |
| beautiful fat woman | 2 |
| fat chicks dancing | 2 |
| fat rant | 2 |
| sexual relationship cycle | 2 |
| dick forge | 2 |
| fat fugly girls | 2 |
| people who are attractive now | 2 |
| the life cycle of a sexual relationship | 2 |
| sillytext.com | 2 |
| fat girles | 2 |
| stewart lee on radiohead | 2 |
| man pienis | 2 |
| crying football | 2 |
| life cycle of sexual relationships | 2 |
| i love sweaty fat chicks | 2 |
| fat as girls | 2 |
| fat girld | 2 |
| the fat girls | 2 |
| life cycle of a sexual relationship | 2 |
| harsh sex | 2 |
| pics of fat girls’ | 2 |
| gullible cartoon | 2 |
| jenna jameson fucked | 2 |
| people watching man working | 2 |
| fat girl’s | 2 |
| simon’s involuntary euthanasia dance calculator diary | 2 |
| s & m fatties | 2 |
| life cycle of sexual relationship | 2 |
| calendar girls mandy dingle | 2 |
| cartoon character smile | 2 |
| thick asian girls | 2 |
| picture good book | 2 |
| little fatties | 2 |
| sex life cycle | 2 |
| people annoy me | 2 |
| fat girls exercising | 2 |
| “sapphic erotica” porn | 2 |
| penis met strik | 2 |
| fat peoples bum | 2 |
| the bastards old fat and sweaty | 2 |
| fat girls night out | 2 |
| really fat black girl | 2 |
| cartoon characters that are gullible | 2 |
| pretty fat girls | 2 |
| fat fetish | 2 |
| “rise of the idiots” | 2 |
| the sun stupid paper | 2 |
| “facilitates the talking of shite” | 2 |
| girl “get fat” | 2 |
| fat girls simon | 2 |
| sex picture | 2 |
| brasseye | 2 |
| fat mean girls | 2 |
| fat+fetish | 2 |
| fat fries | 2 |
| fat fat fat girls | 2 |
| chicken | 2 |
| dancing banana man | 2 |
| fat people euthanasia | 2 |
| paedophile smile | 2 |
| banana man super ted | 2 |
| man turned into lesbian | 2 |
| involuntary dance calculator | 2 |
| cartoon banana man | 2 |
| fat people can’t do this | 2 |
| happy meal chicken nuggets fries | 2 |
| “cowards” “monkey dust” | 2 |
| black girl with nice cakes | 2 |
| nice romantic pic | 2 |
| the four ways of thinking | 2 |
| fat nice girl | 2 |
| teenage girls getting fatter and fatter | 2 |
| fat girls think they look good | 2 |
| fat girls in the tummy | 2 |
| black dancers | 2 |
| matew mac donalds | 2 |
| fat girl scratching ass | 2 |
| fat greasy bastard | 2 |
| sapphic erotica best photos | 2 |
| really really fat people pictures | 2 |
| fat person girl | 2 |
| thing fist | 2 |
| guy in suit with girls | 2 |
| sex on cycle | 2 |
| sex up | 2 |
| you fist | 2 |
| man a man porn | 2 |
| what would jenna jameson do? | 2 |
| fatty girl cake | 2 |
| fat gir | 2 |
| sexual love | 2 |
| beating heart gif | 2 |
| sex in life | 2 |
| cycle of sexual relationship | 2 |
| anatomy svg | 2 |
| fät girl look | 2 |
| fist punching through paper | 2 |
| mcnuggets happy meal | 2 |
| chubby ladies | 2 |
| love handle fetish | 2 |
| fat girls photo | 2 |
| beautiful !! overweight girls | 2 |
| fat girl eating chips | 2 |
| fat female | 2 |
| fat person commits suicide | 2 |
| fat suicide | 2 |
| fuck fat girls | 2 |
| a really fat person | 2 |
| the art of sleeping | 2 |
| nude fat | 2 |
| fist punch glasses | 2 |
| chubby girl love handles | 2 |
| four fat girls | 2 |
| fast food fat | 2 |
| we the living is such a good book! | 2 |
| happy ignorant fat girl | 2 |
| really fat girl%2 | 2 |
| cartoon fists | 2 |
| children girls fats | 2 |
| fist with money | 2 |
| euthanasia fat people | 2 |
| heffalump overweight | 2 |
| big ladies | 2 |
| rack and gear calculator | 2 |
| wordpress sapphic | 2 |
| pictures of wanting to punch someone | 2 |
| people get fat | 2 |
| see marsh simeon the cartoon naked | 2 |
| pigophilia means | 2 |
| sapphic erotica up close | 2 |
| very fat women | 2 |
| two fist punching | 2 |
| fat photo | 2 |
| matt le tissier wife | 2 |
| picture of a fists | 2 |
| fat chciks | 2 |
| superted the twat | 2 |
| fries bar hoist | 2 |
| fist punch image | 2 |
| fat pussy | 2 |
| happy fat girls | 2 |
| idiot adults and harry potter | 2 |
| fatties attractive | 2 |
| fat fat | 2 |
| little fat girl | 2 |
| very fat girl | 2 |
| chubby girl and pizza | 2 |
| big people | 2 |
| fat girl eating mayonnaise | 2 |
| sexual life | 2 |
| lesbian porn girls | 2 |
| footballer crying | 2 |
| images of fat | 2 |
| why don’t men like fat girls | 2 |
| fat people with a “m” on them | 2 |
| fat girl fucking herself | 2 |
| have a nice time card | 2 |
| fat girl fucking | 2 |
| how a life cycle of sex start | 2 |
| fat girle | 2 |
| big black fat girl | 2 |
| asian fat girls | 2 |
| very fat woman | 2 |
| matt le tissier pics | 2 |
| elaborate facebook status | 2 |
| girls dancing | 2 |
| fat girls drinking | 2 |
| sex relationship | 2 |
| i like fat girls movie | 2 |
| goodnight calu | 1 |
| fat swetty people | 1 |
| the euthanasia calculator | 1 |
| this is why you are fat | 1 |
| banana man character | 1 |
| fat. | 1 |
| involuntaryeuthanasiadancecas | 1 |
| fast food fatties | 1 |
| fat girls with pie | 1 |
| jam cant win an argument with a stupid person | 1 |
| comedian associated with paul whitehouse recently accused of possessing child porn | 1 |
| likes fat girls | 1 |
| fat photos | 1 |
| obese fat girls bum | 1 |
| fat face girl | 1 |
| fat fat fat girl | 1 |
| monkey dust armando iannucci shows league of | 1 |
| animated photos of euthanasia | 1 |
| simonseuthanasiadancecalculator | 1 |
| charlie brooker zeitgeist the movie | 1 |
| fat to fat | 1 |
| modern warfare 2 ps3 game | 1 |
| funniyest series ever league of gentlemen jam armando iannucci | 1 |
| zeitgeist euthanasia | 1 |
| league of gentlemen armando iannucci shows funny series | 1 |
| cartoon love heart | 1 |
| punch+fist | 1 |
| things you’ve never seen before.com | 1 |
| fat girl i will always love you | 1 |
| nice fat girl | 1 |
| fatties aren’t real people | 1 |
| fat girls spewing after eating too much | 1 |
| problem on sleeping | 1 |
| fat ladies fucking | 1 |
| dicke penise | 1 |
| involuntary euthanasia pictures | 1 |
| dancing fat girl | 1 |
| disgusting fat woman | 1 |
| monkey dust chris langham | 1 |
| . bnanamq | 1 |
| fat people porn | 1 |
| the funniest objects ever | 1 |
| black and fat girls | 1 |
| fat girls trying to be attractive | 1 |
| cute fat girl | 1 |
| how do fat people have sex | 1 |
| pic of a fat girl | 1 |
| matthew le tissier’s wife | 1 |
| fat girl kebab | 1 |
| fatties eating | 1 |
| why do fat people annoy me | 1 |
| obscenely obese girls | 1 |
| fat females | 1 |
| happy meal mcnuggets toy dinosaur | 1 |
| black fat | 1 |
| fist punch fight | 1 |
| stacey mcintyre fries | 1 |
| cartoons gullible | 1 |
| cartoon banana man pics | 1 |
| i like fat chicks | 1 |
| childrens bedophilie | 1 |
| fat british girls | 1 |
| suicide girl fat | 1 |
| fistpunch out | 1 |
| big boobs girls | 1 |
| “julia davis” dawn gavin and stacey | 1 |
| fat asian ladies | 1 |
| harry potter adult idiots | 1 |
| safe fists | 1 |
| i fatties | 1 |
| a dick on a man | 1 |
| big fat black woman | 1 |
| a guy dick | 1 |
| fat black girl with gap | 1 |
| fist fight photo | 1 |
| obese girl eating cake | 1 |
| head lateral view | 1 |
| big fatties | 1 |
| disgusting girl sweat | 1 |
| fat girls… | 1 |
Do you notice any themes there? You won’t be surprised to find out that ‘Fat Rant’ is the most read thing that I’ve written.
It’s not entirely an accident that this blog attracts that sort of attention. I know that writing about things like sex and weight and alcohol and Harry Potter is going to generate more traffic than if I chose to write about knitting and ornaments and milk (although I appreciate they also very much do have an audience). I use pictures that I know, when it comes to posting the link of Facebook, people will see and want to click. That’s why there’s so much near-nudity and lesbians. People like near-nudity and lesbians. Near-nudity and lesbians sell. And fat ones are even better apparently. Preferably black or Asian.
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